|10.||nightmare before christmas|
A good but extremely overrated movie about the Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, trying to bring along a new holiday in Halloween Town - Christmas.
However, things go very wrong when Santa Claus gets kidnapped by Oogie Boogie, nearly ruining Christmas in both Halloween Town and the real world. Jack saves him in the end and Santa goes back to his world. Halloween Town... just simply stays Halloween Town.
Like I said, while the movie is good, people should stop calling it "the best movie ever", because yes - it IS very creative, but come on, you have to admit there were some pretty bad parts in it too (like the part before the end, where Jack saves Santa. It was just too.. lacking).
It's also generally loved by the goth/emo subculture.. maybe because of the whole Halloween thing.. and the overall gothic appearance? I dunno.. let them love it as they will.
Retard: omg Nightmare Before Christmas is the BEEESSSTT MOVIE EVERRRRRR!!
Non-retard: ... shut up.
|1.||nightmare before christmas|
Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
|2.||nightmare before christmas|
a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.
Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!
Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.
Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!
|3.||nightmare before christmas|
The best movie in the world, starring Jack and Sally the Ragdoll. Based on the poem by Tim Burton, which only actaully has 3 characters. (Jack, Santa, and Zero, Jack's ghost dog.)
My dearest friend,
if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
We're simply meant to be
^ Jack and Sally's duet.
|4.||nightmare before christmas|
Coming home from a Christmas Eve party early and find your parents having sex on the couch. You father is dressed up like Santa and your mother is dressed up like Mrs. Clause.
Chris: I walked in on my parents having sex on Christmas Eve.
Peggy: That's a real Nightmare before Christmas!
|5.||nightmare before christmas|
The Nightmare Before Christmas is an amazing animation directed by Tim Burton and Composed by Danny Elfman. It is based around a town called 'Halloween Town', where Halloween King: Jack Skellington, decides to take on christmas for the year...but things go wrong as christmas turns more into a nightmare.
|6.||nightmare before christmas|
Best damn movie EVER. Tim Burton and Harry Selick are some DAMN GENIUSES. Characters ROCK and Nothing can beat it out.
Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then, turn off all the lights!
|7.||Nightmare before Christmas|
A film that has been marketed to death at commercial alternative clothing stores such as Hottopic, The Alley, Spencer's, etc.
Clearly ruined by mallgawths.
Are Sally Lipgloss Mirrors for $10 necessary?
Do you really think that hoodie makes you cool? What about the rest of 98% of the other kids who shop at hottopic and are seen running around malls in them?! Are they cool too?
Films are meant to inspire not to be marketed to idiotic masses.
The Corpse Bride is another prime example.
Mallgawthposer1: I g0t this new Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie for $60.
Mallgawthposer2: o rly?! SO COOL! THAT film was aAMZING! LAWLS.
Unfortunate bystander: Watch it be in clearance in about a week with the rest of the tim burton crap, idiots.