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1. Polishing a turd
To fix, repair, repaint, shine or do other things to something that isn't worthy - but you have to do it for one reason or another. Because the basic fact is no matter what you do to a turd - polish it, paint it, give it bling - it's still a turd, and there is nothing you can do about that underlying fact.

This is often encountered for people who restore antiques, or who work in older buildings or on old machines. It may not be practical to replace a piece of crap, and polishing a turd may be all you can do.

Polishing A Turd is different from nigger-rigging because nigger-rigging is just to get something operational with little regard to how it looks or runs in the long term. Polishing A Turd involves making something look and operate as best as it can, although both may be major problems because it was a piece of crap to begin with. A Rolls Royce can be nigger-rigged, but you would not call it polishing a turd (unless it is a real ghetto cruiser). Putting new tires on a Yugo and filling its gas tank is polishing a turd.
The 1942 Philco record changers were so bad, restoring them is only polishing a turd.

My friend is polishing a turd - he's rebuilding the engine in his 1976 Vega.

The elevator was constantly breaking down in the last place I worked. It was old and beat up, and repairs were no better than polishing a turd.

"You're just polishing a turd fixing that Pinto."
"More like jack up the horn and stick a car under it!"
2. turd nigger
A nigger or niglet that is made out of shit.
"What smells like excrement?" "Oh, it must be that god damn turd nigger over there!"
3. Frosted Turd
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
4. nigger shit
(1) the excrement of a black person; (2) a derogatory word meaning the young offspring of a black woman; (3) a turd; (4) black people in general; (4) an exclamation used to express frustration about something.
Dude 1: Oh, nigger shit, those people are so fucked up.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
5. Nigger Bits
A derogatory name for a small man. It does not have to be an African-American man, but any male of small stature. It possibly was coined because of the prevelant Western interpretation of "nigger" as being associated with someone of very little worth. Therefore, "nigger bits" would be someone small and worthless.

Can also be used interchangeably with words like "jerk" and "asshole" for a person who is miserably disagreeable.
Guy #1: "Excuse me, but there is a line here, you'll have to go wait your turn at the end".

Guy #2: "Screw YOU! Just because I'm short doesn't mean I can be pushed around!"

Guy #1: "Listen, nigger bits, take your miniature self to the back of the line before I kick your midget ass".

Woman #1: "Yeah, nigger bits, take it to the back of the line. You little Napoleon shit!"
6. Nigger Nugget
The stage before Niglet,a niggers young,a baby that somehow comes out the ass instead of natural birth, the massive lincoln log that annihilated the toilet in the gas station, a hot steaming turd on the floor next to the toilet,the burnt mcnugget in your six piece
Man that guy left the biggest nigger nugget in that toilet!
Look at that little nigger nugget in the stroller.
Nurse:Oh man thats gonna be a helluva nigger nugget.
Did you see that nigger nugget on the floor in the bathroom?
Damn they went and gave me a nigger nugget in mine.

7. nigger shit
Upon taking a shit, you look into the toilet and realize it's extraordinarily black
I had a bad feeling when I went to take a shit. Sure enough as I peered within the toilet, I realized I had a nigger shit. Black as night.
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