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A very hard and difficult topic!
It may be hard to distinguish the feces from the nigger. Some say they are one and the same thing!
The color and smell could prove that theory correct!

However hard it may be, when you see moving feces, you know it is a nigger.
Non moving feces could still be a nigger though, but there's no scientific way to prove what.
So I saw this feces on the ground, and wanted to throw my burning cigarette in it, when it all of a sudden started saying words that only moving feces say.

The feces must have been a live nigger!
It's hard to tell; just like fresh feces is soft, and old feces is hard, so a nigger is both of them.
And you can't tell by the burning if it is feces or a nigger neither!

Well I was driving over a nigger when all of a sudden he seemed to expand under my wheels!

Must be nigger feces blowing out his ass!

Stay away from it! Too bad for you though, you probably had to spend $25 for a carwash, didn't you?

Yes, scraping nigger feces or pieces of nigger off your car is too gross to even think of!
by Fukaface! January 29, 2011

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