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Denial or a basic turn down. Ebonics equivalent to "Yeah Right!"
Black dude: Ey girl why don't you come chill ova at muh pad wit my homiez so we can get down guh?

Black chick: Niggaplease!

by Indeezee May 21, 2008
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A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.
Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"
by Nards Aplenty December 29, 2011
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showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.
Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!
by mirgine December 27, 2007
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A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).
Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"
by WooForSam September 24, 2007
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Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.
Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please
by Advil April 09, 2004
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its short for thats as ridiculous as a nigger saying please.

over time it evolved into something else but this is the original definition
black dude: my lips are normal sized my good man.

Nigger: nigga please
by jesusgonewild January 03, 2010
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Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".
person1: "Yo man you got the time?"
person2: "umm no"
person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist"
person2: "it don't work"
person1: "why?"
person2 "Nigga Please!, stop bothering me! or ima bust yo ass!"
by titaniumx3 December 17, 2004
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