Example1:
Larry: Who the hell is that little
ninja?
Darryl: Oh, that's my adopted nigling Carlton. He's good for my
parents' taxes.
Example2:
Larry:What's up with the familial diversity?
Darryl: Momma hoed out for meth and ended up adding a little chocolate
sauce to the vanilla ice cream--thus, I have two black nigling brothers and an asian nigling sister.