The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.

In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.

A nigmobile is a car like Bat man's but it is a pimp car for black people.

The Evil Council, (aka Councilium Malum Trium), is a mock group founded by three Lancaster, Pennsylvanian high school students in 2005. It has been decided that there will only ever be three official members that way if a vote needs to be taken, only two members need to be present and agree for majority rule, and therefore a conclusion will always be drawn. The three founders have three "sons" who are more-or-less interns. There are also several associates who do not take part in the decision-making process, but do help create and improve ideas. One of the main "goals" of the Evil Council (EC) is to create the world's largest conglomeration. To do so, several smaller companies (which are usually spin-offs of real companies) who have a tendency to produce somewhat over-the-top and ridiculous products have been and are in the process of being thought up.

Meetings of the Evil Council
Periodically, the Evil Council will gather for “meetings”. Typically the three main members will get together at one of the member’s houses and any other affiliates are welcome to join. These meetings usually consist of a good few hours of playing Bond matches, Halo, Splinter Cell’s Co-op missions or any other shoot-‘em-up games. After this has taken place for a few hours, destruction of some sort commences. This ranges from making Amish bombs (if you don’t know what they are, they are similar to a dry ice bomb… that is nonlethal, just loud and fun) to a tennis ball canon (which can shoot a t...

The Evil Council, (aka Councilium Malum Trium), is a mock group founded by three Lancaster, Pennsylvanian high school students in 2005. It has been decided that there will only ever be three official members that way if a vote needs to be taken, only two members need to be present and agree for majority rule, and therefore a conclusion will always be drawn. The three founders have three "sons" who are more-or-less interns. There are also several associates who do not take part in the decision-making process, but do help create and improve ideas. One of the main "goals" of the Evil Council (EC) is to create the world's largest conglomeration. To do so, several smaller companies (which are usually spin-offs of real companies) who have a tendency to produce somewhat over-the-top and ridiculous products have been and are in the process of being thought up.

Meetings of the Evil Council
Periodically, the Evil Council will gather for “meetings”. Typically the three main members will get together at one of the member’s houses and any other affiliates are welcome to join. These meetings usually consist of a good few hours of playing Bond matches, Halo, Splinter Cell’s Co-op missions or any other shoot-‘em-up games. After this has taken place for a few hours, destruction of some sort commences. This ranges from making Amish bombs (if you don’t know what they are, they are similar to a dry ice bomb… that is nonlethal, just loud and fun) to a tennis ball canon (which can shoot a t...