Spunky nicknacks

When you spunk in your underwear

That bird was so fit I’ve got spunky Spunky nicknacks after looking at her

Spunky nicknacks by Rommel dickfungus April 24, 2021

Nicknack 

A dodgey item you have no other name for.

"Where's my nicknack?"

"Um, your what?"

Nicknack by Mini Meme February 19, 2010

Nicknackatory 

An adjective used to emphasize the appeal of a small, worthless object that you still buy because you can't help yourself.
EX: A paper weight in the shape of corn, or a fridge magnet that says "live, love, laugh."

MOM: Hey. Check this out! it's so interesting.

ME: Oh wow, it's very Nicknackatory.

MOM: What does that mean?

ME: It's an adjective used to describe small worthless objects.

MOM: Hey this isn't worthless, i'm going to buy it.

ME: You're gonna regret it later but ok...

Nicknackatory by CrashBox May 25, 2020

NickAcosta 

Someone who spreads fakenews and accused another party of fake news while they torture truth.

That Dude is such a NickAcosta I swear!

NickAcosta by Nick Acosta June 26, 2020

nicknames 

something used instead of a person's realname that either makes it shorter, is a joke, or is a word that describes their personality

Jonathan's friends gave him many nicknames including Tubby due to this large size.

nicknames by Musicalqt January 23, 2009

Nicnacs 

A term often used in reference to the maneuver of waving one's sweaty hands around in order to form a barrier of sweat, shielding the user from all incoming attacks.

I tried to throw a grill at someone, but they used nicnacs and blocked it.

Nicnacs by Murrrarrr February 8, 2010

Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).

I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)

Microsoft Nicknames by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007