Nowadays : A crappy commercial form of television that cancelled every good show, and which is now intended for dumb people with stupid gay shows like Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Ned's Declassified School Survive Guide, Victorious and ESPECIALLY Big Time Rush. To put it in another way : MTV Junior.
Me nowadays: Nickelodeon sucks. I'll go back to my DVD's to see something cool.
I've seen other definitions of Nickelodeon on here, but all people seem to do is bash it and say stuff like "Nickeldeon sucks now!". Well, I'm not going to bash it here. It just seems that so many people jump on the "Nickelodeon sucks now!" bandwagon. I had no idea that the newer Nickelodeon was so hated until I started looking up Nickelodeon on the Internet. I mean, while I agree that the older Nickelodeon is better overall, there's still some good shows on there, such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Fairly OddParents and even Catscratch!
Seriously, you guys probably just bash the newer Nickelodeon because you just grew up and grew out of Nickelodeon. It's really stupid how you guys say stuff like "Only stupid kids watch Nickelodeon now."! The kids who are growing with Nickelodeon now will probably say the same thing about how Nickelodeon sucks now when they get older.
Now, I know how some of you guys grew up with shows like Kenan and Kel, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Hey Arnold and Clarissa Explains It All. Take a show like Kenan and Kel or Rocko's Modern Life, for example. If those two shows wouldn't premiere until this year, 2008, I can bet that most of you guys would probably be bashing them. And if shows like Catscratch, Zoey 101, The Mighty B and even The Naked Brothers Band and Mr. Meaty would premiere in 1995 or something, I can bet they would be recieving much more praise now! So, please, think about that before you say stupid things like "Today's Nickelodeon are making kids stupid" or "I can't let my kids watch the crap they put on Nickelodeon today".
Personally, I'm 21 years old and while I don't watch Nickelodeon nearly as much as I used to when I was younger, I still like a few shows that's on there now, like SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Catscratch, as I mentioned earlier.
Me: Why not? They can watch it if they like it. You probably just grew out of Nickelodeon.