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An unattractive, emotionally stunted straight male who whines to female friends and dates, "Girls only like assholes. They don't like nice guys like me." Unlike genuinely kind and intelligent men, who easily find themselves in serious relationships, a "nice guy" wards women off with his abrasive personality, self-pity, and/or slovenly appearance, and blames his sexual rejection on the failings of womankind, while simultaneously imagining himself as nothing but God's gift to them. "If only those dumb bitches knew that I'd treat them right!"

Once in a relationship, a "nice guy" tends to either be verbally abusive or extremely clingy and overbearing.
Go into any mixed group of friends. Say that the statement "girls don't like nice guys" is false. The first guy to cry, "But it's true!" is always the most unattractive person in the group, without fail.
by heyprettybaby December 05, 2010
 
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1. They finish last.

2. Permanent residents of the friend zone.
Yup, Howard's going the way of the nice guys. He'll never make it out of the friend zone.
by wish303 April 22, 2008
 
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1. A guy who might very well get laid a ton but will never pleasure fuck someone he knows is vulnerable. A nice guy is just as capable of casual sex as anyone else but he'll give you the heads up.

2. A guy who is usually very handsome and secure enough about himself to empathize with women. He might have problems fitting in for not betraying his values but he persists.

3.A man often derided by ugly jocks and stupid girls who equate the presence of empathy in a person with an absence of confidence.

4. A very cool, profound man who often possesses great artistic gifts. He may grow up to be a rockstar and laugh in the faces of the petty little shitheads who teased him for not fitting in.

5. A man who will kick your ass just as fast as any other if you mess with him but would not dare hit his wife or girlfriend.
That cool rocker was a nice guy who was opposed to sexism with a passion. I'll be damned if he didn't kick that jock shithead's ass though...
by Laertes June 27, 2007
 
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the hardest to find, but greatest to have
girl: did you see HSM, troy is truly a nice guy
girl2:if only we could find a nice guy like him
by Adriana Malik December 30, 2011
 
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The nice guy is the tragic hero in relationships:
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...

Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
Girl 1: All I'm looking for is a nice guy who actually cares about me...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
by Firelovesugar March 05, 2011
 
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Any man who is kind and respectful. If a true nice guy is constantly rejected, he will take it in silence and walk away. However, this is usually because he is nice but boring. Sometimes, the person can will himself to be more interesting. However, there could be significant factors that play a role like health and family problems.

A common stereotype is that EVERY unsuccessful nice guy must be misogynist or whiny, hence why he doesn't succeed. Oftentimes, the biggest proponents of this view are pretty whiny, judgmental, and very pointy-headed themselves. There are many unsuccessful nice guys out there that have external problems in their lives which prevent them from being interesting. They are just looking for like everyone else, but are held in a negative light by those whiners.
Unsuccessful genuinely nice guy: I have had problems with my breathing and come from a dysfunctional family, making it hard to live a full life. I haven't even kissed a girl, but long for love like everyone else. I'm fine with polite rejections, but I find rude rejections to be overly harsh--

Whiny internet nice guy critic (on blog): YEA WELL MUST U HATE WOMEN AND ARE SUPER WHINY ALL U DO IS COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN I MEAN I, ME, AND MYSELF NEVER WINE AND AM XTREMELY TOLERANT AND NONJUDGMENTAL. WOW YOU WANT LOVE, YOU JUST THINK WOMEN OWE U SHIT

Unsuccessful genuinely nice guy: I believe you're being judgmental. Maybe you should get off the internet, breathe fresh air, quit making assumptions, and quit provoking people. Not everyone has it as good as you. Good day.
by atdevel April 19, 2013
 
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A genuinely outgoing sweet honest caring person that is charming, and cute.
What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!
by ShaBoomQueefah August 23, 2012