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8.
always finishes last
nice guys finish last
by pupil August 04, 2003
 
9.
1. The man women call when there bitch-ass boyfriends treat them like shit, but they would never date because they are "too nice."
2. The "real men" who were always there for the women that they love, but always hear the following phrase. "Sure, (insert ex-boyfriend's name here) was a total jerk and cheater, but I wanna give it another try." See unrequited.
3. The guy in the office/classroom who catches shit from everybody, but still helps everybody out when they need him. Also, slow to anger.
Girl: I hate(insert ex-boyfriend's name here) because he cheated on me with my mom.

Nice Guy:Forget him. Why don't me and you just go out for dinner?

Girl: Just as friends, though. I'm gonna give it another try with (insert ex-boyfriend's name here)

Nice Guy: *vomits violently*

EXAMPLE #2

Everybody in Office/Classroom: Haha, look at (insert nice guy's name here.)

Supervisor/ Teacher: Somebody has to stay late to work on this project.

Everybody in Office/ Classroom: *making up various bullshit excuses*

Nice Guy: Fine, even though I was supposed to be on a cruise this afternoon, I'll stay late.
by Quick Draw McGraw March 26, 2005
 
10.
A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.

See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
 
11.
The guy who will listen to a womans problems, support her through hard times and help her do anything she needs help with. The guy who will break his back just to make somebody happy. That's a nice guy.

And a REAL nice guy doesn't give a shit if he gets to go out with women or have sex with them, he's there for them because he wants to try and make them happy. One who expects to be rewarded sexually is no more then another fool.
Brian's a nice guy. He's not a jerk to anyone, he listens to womens problems, he tries to make his friends happy by helping them out, and he doesn't expect any kind of reward for it.
by Jerry D.T. December 05, 2009
 
12.
1. A manipulative male that forms friendships with females under the false pretense that it won't be a sexual relationship. All the while actually lusting after the female. He is then generally confused as to why the female goes after males that are open about their desires, and blames the female when it is his own fault for creating a friendship when he really wanted to date her.

2. The guy that's always there for his friends.
1. "Jim's such a nice guy, he tried to get into my pants after telling me he just wanted to be friends."

2. "Alex came through real good tonight."
"Yeah, I can't believe he bailed us all out, how much was it total $400?"
by Epeyon April 19, 2009
 
13.
someone who is very sweet and does things for someone else even if it is a draw back for theirselves.
He's a very nice guy.
 
14.
A guy that ultimately could satisfy the sexual needs of women if they were given a chance. women want nice guys but go for the assholes because women are hipocritical and shallow and couldn't even give the nice guys a sympathy fuck.
i was driving my friend and 3 girls around. my friend got action, and the 2 girls did each other while i got nothing and continued to be a taxi driver. true story.

i wish i wasn't a nice guy maybe i would get laid at least once.
by killioughtta December 04, 2005