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76.
A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!

A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.

Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"

Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.

A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.

A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.

In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.

If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.

Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:

That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?

Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.

Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
by go kart mozart August 28, 2009
 
36.
a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo
If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.
by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008
 
37.
A nice guy who always gets screwed at the end.
A nice guy whos friend is a girl who you happen to like talks about her problems but still stays with the douche bag shes going out with.
by beechnut July 23, 2006
 
38.
A man who is to afraid to speak his mind. Often times they will complain about how they are mistreated by women and hate the "Alpha's", "Frat Guy" ,"Athletes" and label them as troglodytes. What the nice guys fail to realize, is they are weak at a fundamental level. They only befriend the girls who are attractive because they have hopes that the friendship will result in sex or relationship. They kling on to these attractive woman because they do not have enough confidence in themselves to say they deserve more and better from these relationships. The pandering fool often is depressed because though he feels that he is close to the girl, he understands fundamentally the woman will not grow to like him. This is because girls are attracted to confidence on a very basic level. The obsequious ways of the nice guy are the embodiment of lack of confidence and self loathing. Nice guys do not strive to be jerks but good men. The difference in the two paradigms is this, nice guys do what they do to receive validation and praise, good men do what they want because they want to. Good men are truthful, honest and blunt.
I was a nice guy and hated myself and the world, I became a good man and I love life and the world.
by Thelonious Kwiggz August 11, 2012
 
39.
A term that a mother uses to describe any single man she approves of and fantasizes about her daughter marrying, but for whom the daughter usually claims to have zero interest in *that* way.

A man labelled a "nice guy" is often a superficially respectful and intelligent, but also frustratingly indecisive or cowardly person who won't get the aforementioned girl because he won't initiate or ask.

Sometimes, the girl dislikes him and finds him boring because he always plays his life safe and fails to go out and accomplish anything interesting with it. (This is why the mother likes him.)

Other times, he is a friend of the girl and desires a relationship with someone, but fails to consider the obvious candidate. (This is the most cliched of romantic-comedy cliches).
Mother: "That guy who dropped you off home seemed like a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
by weird-O April 22, 2012
 
40.
See Virgin
p1: Your a nice guy, ya know!
p2: Fuck You.
by HHHHEEEEHEEEE April 15, 2010
 
41.
something that doesnt exist
nice guy? never gonna happen
by someoneyoureallydontknow September 26, 2010
 
42.
A heterosexual male who has been rejected countless times by the opposite gender for his lame-ass attempts to woo them. A nice guy usually expect complementary sex for something the average person would do.

The "nice guy" will pretend to be "nice" up until his rejection from his target and he will reveal his true nature as a misogynistic, inept piece of shit and referring to himself as being "friend-zoned".
Stay away from these type of people at all costs or just piss at them fucking piss at them.
"Nice Guy": HEY HOT CHICK I OPEN DOOR FOR YOU PLEASE SEX ME
Female: What
"Nice Guy": GIRLS ONLY GO FOR JERKS WHY DOESNT THE NICE GUY EVER GET THE GIRL
by woahmantakeastepback October 06, 2013