A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!

A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.

Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"

Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.

A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.

A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.

In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.

If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.

Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:

That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?

Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.

Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
by go kart mozart August 28, 2009
The nice guy is the tragic hero in relationships:
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...

Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
Girl 1: All I'm looking for is a nice guy who actually cares about me...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
by Firelovesugar March 05, 2011
a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo
If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.
by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008
A heterosexual male who has been rejected countless times by the opposite gender for his lame-ass attempts to woo them. A nice guy usually expect complementary sex for something the average person would do.

The "nice guy" will pretend to be "nice" up until his rejection from his target and he will reveal his true nature as a misogynistic, inept piece of shit and referring to himself as being "friend-zoned".
Stay away from these type of people at all costs or just piss at them fucking piss at them.
"Nice Guy": HEY HOT CHICK I OPEN DOOR FOR YOU PLEASE SEX ME
Female: What
"Nice Guy": GIRLS ONLY GO FOR JERKS WHY DOESNT THE NICE GUY EVER GET THE GIRL
by woahmantakeastepback October 06, 2013
So called "nice guys" have major entitlement issues and more often than not are socially incompetent, unattractive and/or fat, clingy and manipulative young males (teens/early 20s) who forever cry and whine about how girls* won't give them a chance and often "friendzone" them because they prefer to date more confident and attractive men instead. They portray themselves and their plight as genuine and woe-is-me, but more often then not they are manipulative and passive-aggressive. The "nice" part of "nice guy" is a misnomer as they are not actually nice, they are putting on an act to get laid.

To all "nice guys" - get over it. Why should an attractive extroverted female date an unattractive introverted so-called "nice guy" just because he happens to have a penis? You're not compatible with eachother! What's wrong with other nerd girls?

*9/10 times "nice guys" target only attractive, incompatible women, part of the reason why their plight is laughable and not to be taken seriously.
Nice guy: Wahhh. Jenna won't be my girlfriend or have sex with me because she's a shallow whore who only likes jerk assholes with washboard abs. She doesn't appreciate nice guys like me! I'm ENTITLED to a hot girl because I'm nice and have a penis, damn it.

Girl: Umm, ever thought of trying to date someone in your own fucking league for a change?

____

Any attractive girl with a decent dose of self-esteem will avoid passive aggressive "nice guys" and won't date down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating physically attractive men who are confident, they don't have baggage issues and you don't have to hold yourself back from vomiting when you're having sex with them either!
by AFemalePerspective December 11, 2012
A nice guy who always gets screwed at the end.
A nice guy whos friend is a girl who you happen to like talks about her problems but still stays with the douche bag shes going out with.
by beechnut July 23, 2006
A genuinely outgoing sweet honest caring person that is charming, and cute.
What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!
by ShaBoomQueefah August 23, 2012
See Virgin
p1: Your a nice guy, ya know!
p2: Fuck You.
by HHHHEEEEHEEEE April 15, 2010

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