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A fuck up to the highest degree, probably an even less desirable title than that of the "loser". An 11 on the creep scale. He always seems to have a giant smile on his face... and is TOO FUCKING NICE!

A nice guy is a mysogynic creep that just wants to get some and could never be satisfied with a platonic relationship with a woman, let alone a casual conversation with one. And uses the only positive trait, being nice, to attempt to bed women. In which case will never happen.

Actually, like when ur in class you are in dire need of a pencil, dont barrow from the nice guy, he's going to smile at you, give it to you, and then say to himself, "OH BABY YOU ARE THE ONE, AWWW HO HO MARRRRRY MEEEEE!"

Uh... yeaaaaahhh. Eat shit and die.

A nice guy absoulity has to have pussy. Actually one time I got so stoned, I saw what the fourth layer of a nice guy, he kinda looked like gollum from the lord of the rings and kept saying he needed pussy over and over. Yah, it was pretty gey.

A nice guy defines himself as a guy that can't get a girlfriend becase he doesn't treat women like shit. Which is totally wrong because in fact women love men with manners. They just hate creeps that "coincidently" know their name already, and just so happen to be at the same place as them... always.

In my opinion, nice guys are gey. You don't want to be a nice guy.

If you were titled a nice guy by a woman, then you have failed. Here's my smith and wesson, you know what you have to do.

Now you know what a nice guy is. It's actually pretty awful if you ask me.
Jessie:

That nice guy with the top hat and over coat that wanders around in the park is sure a creep. He kept saying he needed pussy. What the fuck is his problem?

Oh, and my girlfriend was sitting next to happen and he started being nice to her, and she's like totally boyfriend bomed him.

Beverly: "Yeah, the weather sure is nice, my BOYFRIEND brought me here to feed the geese.
by go kart mozart August 28, 2009
 
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The nice guy is the tragic hero in relationships:
He's the one that will stand by a woman all his life, despite the fact the woman will never care for him the way he does for her. She will bitch to him about her failing conquests, use him as a makeshift therapist and shun his efforts to initiate a relationship. Whilst she continues to live in sin the guy will beat himself up over why he has not been able to maintain a relationship, continually asking why his efforts are in vain and why women no longer appreciate gentlemen. When the woman is finally ready to settle down she will crawl back to the nice guy, knowing that he will accept her despite everything because he would do anything for her. Eventually the nice guy realises that his love life has been a hollow victory, and that he would have been better off as the shallow, arrogant jerks the woman pursued in the first place. Sucks doesn't it...

Gentlemen have become a dying breed, because women are not prepared to save them.
Girl 1: All I'm looking for is a nice guy who actually cares about me...
Girl 2: Sure, whatever you say there...
by Firelovesugar March 05, 2011
 
30.
A man, usually single, whose strategy to attract women is pandering and false. He can be recognized when he fits a pattern of using friendship as a pretense to demonstrate his niceness and then resenting her for not becoming attracted to him after he does so.
I thought he was a nice guy before he started acting like of those inter-city window washers: doing 'nice' things I didn't ask for then feeling entitled to being paid. No way I'm fucking that creep.
by voxtonic September 09, 2010
 
31.
the hardest to find, but greatest to have
girl: did you see HSM, troy is truly a nice guy
girl2:if only we could find a nice guy like him
by Adriana Malik December 30, 2011
 
32.
A nice guy who always gets screwed at the end.
A nice guy whos friend is a girl who you happen to like talks about her problems but still stays with the douche bag shes going out with.
by beechnut July 23, 2006
 
33.
a young man who is selfless, caring and rejects dominance and machismo
If he were a nice guy maybe she would listen.
by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2008
 
34.
Any man who is kind and respectful. If a true nice guy is constantly rejected, he will take it in silence and walk away. However, this is usually because he is nice but boring. Sometimes, the person can will himself to be more interesting. However, there could be significant factors that play a role like health and family problems.

A common stereotype is that EVERY unsuccessful nice guy must be misogynist or whiny, hence why he doesn't succeed. Oftentimes, the biggest proponents of this view are pretty whiny, judgmental, and very pointy-headed themselves. There are many unsuccessful nice guys out there that have external problems in their lives which prevent them from being interesting. They are just looking for like everyone else, but are held in a negative light by those whiners.
Unsuccessful genuinely nice guy: I have had problems with my breathing and come from a dysfunctional family, making it hard to live a full life. I haven't even kissed a girl, but long for love like everyone else. I'm fine with polite rejections, but I find rude rejections to be overly harsh--

Whiny internet nice guy critic (on blog): YEA WELL MUST U HATE WOMEN AND ARE SUPER WHINY ALL U DO IS COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN I MEAN I, ME, AND MYSELF NEVER WINE AND AM XTREMELY TOLERANT AND NONJUDGMENTAL. WOW YOU WANT LOVE, YOU JUST THINK WOMEN OWE U SHIT

Unsuccessful genuinely nice guy: I believe you're being judgmental. Maybe you should get off the internet, breathe fresh air, quit making assumptions, and quit provoking people. Not everyone has it as good as you. Good day.
by atdevel April 19, 2013
 
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A genuinely outgoing sweet honest caring person that is charming, and cute.
What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!
by ShaBoomQueefah August 23, 2012