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A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.

The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”

The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will downplay the supposed friendship to the point where they never speak again, which in turn will make the nice guy depressed (ironically, he won’t have anyone to talk to) because he’s devoted so much time and energy and has become so warped from being exposed to these kinds of people that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.

The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that people primarily care about physical appearances and that shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty.”
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."

"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex...I might also play some ps2."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
A guy who, rather than risk rejection by asking women out, forges friendships with them hoping that eventually it'll lead to romance. A Nice Guy will often claim that they treat women with respect and then get angry when they don't reward him with sex.

Not to be confused with a guy who is geuinely nice.
Nice Guy: All these other guys treat girls like shit! I've never gone around acting like an asshole! Why don't you date me? It's not fair!
Woman: I'm sorry, am I supposed to be interested in you just because you meet minimum standards of decency?
by peppermint cupcake February 15, 2012
A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.

Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.

Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.

The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.

In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.

If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:

Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"

Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"

(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
by Zerotrousers March 14, 2011
A nice guy is loving,careing thats there for her in the time of need and repects her but in the end it.women that go out with nice guys will suck the life out of you and take your money. nice guys when are you going to wake up a stop feeling sorry about your self being nice will only give you heart break and pain and being used because women see you as being weak
nice guy saying:am a nice guy. girl saying:your sweet i just want to be friends (she thinking) do have money
by greenshadowblue September 26, 2008
A man who places women on a pedestal and thinks that because he is nice to a woman is "owed" some form of attention or love. Often clingy. When relationships fails, blames women for not liking "nice guys" instead of realizing his behavior and pedestal-placing is what gets him rejected.
See other examples of "Nice Guy" that take a sympathetic view.
by GarrettHawke December 30, 2011
What All Guys Want To Be..
Wat Most Guys Think They Are. But Actually Aren't. There Is Not Many Genuinely Nice Guys And If There Is, They Already Have "Nice" Girlfriends That End Up Treating Them Nasty. They Would Give Up Anything For Thier Friends & Family. It Can Also Be Wat Guys Start Out As But Then Never End Up As, Cuz They "Can't Be Bothered Anymore"
Girl: " U Would Never Hurt Me Would U,"

Guy: "Of Course Not Im A Nice Guy Trust Me,"

5 Days Later Dude Cheats On Girl..
by JemmyBean September 22, 2008
Technically a human, but more accurately described as a device. This item is used by women to housesit or catsit while they are away, help them move, help them with difficult subjects at university and to provide a shield against the unwanted advances of other males. They can also be used in a pinch as a default date for social gatherings such as company parties and weddings. Despite seeing obvious merit in this person, the female of the species will never date them or have physical contact with them. Neither will they introduce them to their friends because a) see above and b) they'd hate to find out they made a mistake and overlooked someone suitable. The female of the species will always refer to them as 'friends'. Note this species is rapidly becoming extinct, as the futility of being a nice guy becomes more and more obvious.
You are a nice guy, but Cheri lives about three hours away and there's no point in you calling her. By the way, can I see your algebra assignment?
by nubbs999 February 15, 2006
A person who never gets the girl, always finishes last, and most importantly, doesn't play Rock N' Roll.
Nice boys don't play rock n' roll
by Lupus September 21, 2004
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