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5.
A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.

Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.

Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.

Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
I'm a Nice Guy? Fuck You!
by Killing Kittens March 01, 2005
 
50.
A male who claims to be nothing but nice and compassionate towards women and as a result feels he deserves acknowledgment from females but never gets any because in reality he is actually a douchebag for thinking that he is owed something just for being respectful and nice. That's called being a fucking decent human being, dummies, and no one owes you shit for that.
This guy thinks he's going to get some ass just because he's nice to me sometimes. What a stereotypical nice guy.
by amateurleader July 06, 2014
 
51.
A Nice Guy is a guy who is friendly, kind, and understanding toward girls with the underlying condition that they must fall in love with him because he is the only friendly, kind and understanding man they've ever met. Nice Guys think that acting like a decent person makes them special and entitled to women's romantic affections and sex.

They believe that women have no minds or emotions of their own, and that they exist solely to reciprocate the affection of whichever man 'deserves' them. They will often try to guilt women into going out with and having sex with them.

If and when a woman rejects a Nice Guy, he will whine and moan and complain that girls are stupid and don't know what's good for them, and only like jerks that won't respect them or their feelings. Nice Guys invariably fail to see the irony in this.

Not to be confused with an actual nice guy (no capital letters!), a guy who is kind and decent without the underlying expectation that women are obligated to sleep with him or return whatever romantic affections he might have toward them.
Nice Guy: I'm so sorry that happened to you, here, go ahead and cry on my shoulder.

Girl: Thanks, you've really made me feel better. You're such a good friend.

Nice Guy: Great, now let me take you out to dinner and have a romantic evening ended with sex and marriage.

Girl: Sorry, I'm not really interested in you that way.

Nice Guy: Fuck you, you cold bitch. You're so stupid, why can't you see that I deserve you? After all the nice things I've done for you, you owe it to me to fall in love with me. Fine, I guess I just have to keep harrassing you and trying to guilt you into going out with and having sex with me.
by Kynne4234 March 09, 2010
 
52.
Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
But behind the scenes

You mean the world to Nice Guys
by 8-bit Broski February 08, 2013
 
53.
The male counterpart to the neighborhood whore. Where the neighborhood whore trades sex hoping for companionship and rarely gets it, he trades companionship for sex and rarely gets it.

Alot of women see nice guys as closet misogynist and stalkers. That's really just because after getting used by women as doormats they start hating women, similar to how the neighborhood whore becomes a lesbian in the near future.
The US government needs to pay pimps to run rehabilitation centers for nice guys.
by Ricardo69RMC March 14, 2011
 
54.
A man who doesn't know how to be a man, can be beta - or omega -
Weak willed, quiet and "nurturing" (like a mother)

Devotes too much time to be a "nice guy", wastes time on the web laughing at memes and sobbing because women go for assholes (assertive males who partake in group activities and have friends as well as knowing what they want), probably out of shape and have no desireable qualities that a woman would look for in a partner.
These people are usually spoil girls by buying them things and listening to everything they have to say, constantly hold out in case the girl drops their standards enough to date them and will tell others how they "love" said girl.

Similar to "bubbly" girls (being fat and unlikeable is optional), nothing nice about them so you just apply a generic word because you can't say they are unlikeable.
"Gary, you are such a nice guy, I wish I could find someone like you (who isn't a spineless little bitch)"
"Date me then, Fiona, I love you and I spend all night looking at rage comics relevant to our situation!"
"But you aren't the one for me"
"What is wrong with me??"
"I'm just not ready for a relationship, sorry"
Fiona then starts dating the assertive guy who has a personality as well as a pair of ears and a wallet, they laugh together about Gary behind his back and the new bf will usually joke to her and his friends about how he is "scared of losing her to Gary", Gary backs off when he makes a move and gets threatened because he turns rapey/stalkerish
by Alpha- April 03, 2014
 
55.
A nice guy who is someone who will repeatedly tell the girl of his wanting that is is kind and respectful of her feelings. In reality he is the opposite. He is only doing this to get you defences down. Nice guy will repeatedly try to get into your pants, or throw a fit if you don't do what he wants. If you were to ever call him out on his immature behavior he would look shocked and say "I'm a nice guy I wouldn't do that." I nice guy doesn't want to be your friend, he doesn't want anything other then for you to be his girlfriend so he wouldn't have to feel bad about himself. Most NICE GUYS are selfish creepy jerks, who don't know what I just want to be friends, mean.
Remember Guys: Nice guys don't need to remind people that they are nice and respectful. Telling people that your a nice guy is pretty much like someone saying no offence but....
NICE GUY:*leans in for a kiss*
Girl: What are you doing. I said thought that we were just friends.
NICE GUY: But I'm a nice guy, I'm not going to hurt you.
Girl: Dude? Seriously? A nice guy doesn't need to remind the girl his with that he is a nice guy. Please leave.
by Youiswhatyouis September 23, 2010
 
56.
The guy that is too big of a pussy to actually ask a girl he likes out on a date. He will often pine over a girl for month, possibly years while she dates guy after guy that the nice guy hates. When ever the girl bitches he is there to comfort her in hopes that one day she see him for someone she could be with. In reality this will never happen. The nice guy is just a friend and always will be so until one day he decides one of two things. He realizes he will never have the girl he wants and moves on to another girl, or he actually tells the girl about how he loves her and she turns him down. If the latter happends the friendship also dies.

Turned down or ignored the Nice guys just thinks to himself that girls just go for assholes. In reality its not that the girl is attracted to assholes. Yes sometimes it just that. But in most the girl is attracted to a confident, interesting person who actually has the balls to pursue a realationship and ask her out from the start.
Nice guy: I really like stacy but it seems she is only attracted to assholes.

Stacy's boyfriend: No dude you're just a pussy.
by Sinnister July 13, 2009