girl next floor 

A girl next floor is the same as a girl next door, only she lives in a bad, ghetto neighborhood (floor, meaning apartment building instead of house). This kind of girl is like a jewel in the gutter. She is sweet, shines out like a flower, she is innocent but at the same time streetwise in her ghetto-ass neighborhood.

Evie Jaresa is the perfect girl next floor, I wish i could get with that!

girl next floor by Angelacia May 15, 2007

Nextdoor Syndrome 

A behavioral disorder in which one determines anybody and everything is suspicious and troublesome. Usually accompanied by an increasing hate for the homeless community, city council members, and airplanes flying at night. Syndrome generally occurs after joining Nextdoor.com, a social media website.

Nextdoor member #1
"We used to get these people coming up to us in parking lots where we were shopping. Scams all of them!"

Nextdoor member #2
"Lol , listen to you....lol....you have a bad case of Nextdoor Syndrome!"

Nextdoor Syndrome by JChar!es March 25, 2020

Nervous NextDoor Nancy 

your neighbor's all-caps alert on NextDoor app

when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolled cuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.

Nervous NextDoor Nancy by Uncle Joosie January 21, 2020

next floor 

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"

next floor by resophonic April 1, 2010

nextdoor 

An app and social media website for people to talk about their neighborhoods. It's mostly filled with boomers complaining about shit that doesn't matter and that one really passionate guy that cares about everything. Its most useful feature is a marketplace type section to list things you are selling.

Gotta get my mom off nextdoor, I don't think it's healthy for her.

nextdoor by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

robert_nextdoor 

robert_nextdoor Is a super funny tik toker

And is also fruity? 😧⁉️
BE WHO YOU AREE FOR UR PRIDEEE

robert_nextdoor Is my fav tik toker!

robert_nextdoor by Slenders.tentacles September 7, 2021

the noise nextdoor 

similar to busted and mcfly.

extremely original and more talented that David Bowie

the noise nextdoor by bocka chocka latta February 8, 2005