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2.
A 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. Made notorious by Gnarheads and Bro's alike. This can also be used in reply to observations. Lets face it, it's the ultimate response.
next question.
by Gnartin Scorsese April 14, 2011
 
1.
a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question
"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!
by Drew Rosenhaus September 17, 2008