| 1. | Halo 4 | ||
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The Next Halo Game in the Series that will include Master Chief, and will be better than any Past Call of Duty Game. Yes, even Modern Warfare 3.. even though Modern Warfare 3 was released in 2009.. It will soon Hold the Best-Selling Xbox Game Title for years just how Halo 1, Halo 2, and Halo 3 have.. This game (Halo 4) is going to be so big, it could speak for itself.
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| 2. | Halo 3 | ||
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The most Uber game in all of gaming History. This game defines "video games". Take it from a Halo 3 player =) . Guy: Hey dude! Halo 3 came out 2 days ago... i still don't have it.
Me: I got it 20 minutes after it came out... I'm so ashamed of myself. Then again, the line was out the door and about 3 miles down the road. And I got the legendary edition Helmet! Guy: YOU'RE A FUCKING BRAT. Me: So? =) Atleast I have Halo 3 *Guy rapidly turns emo over the next 2 days" |
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| 3. | Halo Flu | ||
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The sickness that is obtained from purchasing the newest Halo game for the Xbox 360. To get better you must stay home and play as much Halo as you can, for one to possibly two days depending on how severe your need to play is. Man, last night I bought Halo 3 and came down with the Halo flu the next day!
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| 4. | HALO-addiculitis | ||
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Chronic disease associated with excessive Halo game play. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Abnormally large thumbs 2. Degradation of visual aquity 3. Disturbed sleep patterns 4. Destruction of family life 5. Reduction in active vocabulary (increase in the use of sword bitch, noob, epic fail 6. Daily challenges become more critical than daily chores (feeding your game score > feeding your kids) 7. Reaching the next higher rank becomes the most important priority in your life. A-Train, once a promising Industrial Engineer, has since achieved the rank of Halo Legend. Doctors and scientists have attributed his epic downfall to HALO-addiculitis.
The prognosis is grim as there is currently no known cure for this chronic disease. Symptoms may be alleviated by giving a diseased whore a Cleveland Steamer |
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| 5. | halo 4 | ||
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This game will never exist. Bungie Studios, the developers of Halo, has confirmed that Halo 3 will be "the end of this story arc" which means that after Halo 3 is released, they will work on a new intellectual property. Their next game is rumored to be Pimps at Sea. Screw Halo 4, I want to play PaS.
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| 6. | prehalo | ||
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the game before halo, the game that would describe why Masterchief is in the position he is in halo and/or what happened to all other spartans and/or why and how the war against the covenant started.
unknown if it will ever exist. Dude if prehalo ever comes out then i will soooo have a nerdgasm.
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| 7. | Halo 3 | ||
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The last game of the HALO trilogy, presented by Bungie studios. It is the penultimate experience in FPS on the next-Gen console. Common side effects are:
1) walking around school/work/home and exclaiming Killing Spree, Killionaire, Killamanjaro, Overkill, and Killtacular at the slightest sense of achievement..getting an A on a test/completing a merger/making a sandwich. 2) It is also often played on LIVE by illiterate 4 year olds who constantly rape the shit out of older, more illiterate 16 or 23 year olds in the game lobby, over an argument over who's gayer. these 4 year olds should be avoided, as when they win they will constantly call you a no0b..even though you headshotted them with a pistol from the other side of Valhalla. OMG I can't wait for Halo 3...IT'S PURE AW3SOMENESS!!!! I AM MASTERCHIEF!!!
*finish spreading mustard on sandwhich* OVERKILL!! |
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