newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

newser 

n. An emerging moniker to highlight and call attention to the peer pressure spin labels used by the press, such as berthers, truthers, rightists, tea baggers, freedumbers, right wing kooks, crackpots, whackos, wingers, goof balls, nut jobs and clowns. The intent seems to be to associate news with lose as in news=lose.

Typical newsers getting their scoop by standing behind the bull. If these bad reports keep coming in, I'm going to news it... That Brendan is such a newser, always hanging around the locker rooms trying to eavesdrop on gossip.

newser by phozner September 15, 2009

fake newsery 

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.

CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.

fake newsery by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017

NewUsed 

When your selling something on eBay and you describe the item that is old to you and new for someone else.

I will take $10 off the ski boots your interested in because they are NewUsed.Used by me New to you.

NewUsed by JJ6868 March 19, 2016

newseriesits 

when you or someone you know start a new show (mostly on streaming services like netflix and disney +) and cannot shut up about it for at the very least 2 weeks.

"he can't stop talking about Stranger Things on Netflix, they must have newseriesits".

newseriesits by Additional Air July 31, 2022