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Newtons Laws 

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
Newtons Laws by Chris lambie April 27, 2006

Newtons Balls 

Where a woman gets double penetrated by 2 guys and their balls clash in the middle, essentially clacking like a set of Newtons Balls.
Dude, i had the weirdest sex last night. I was having a threesome with another chick and a dude and i swear there was some serious Newtons Balls flying about.

newtons first law 

Objects that stays at rest unless acted upon an unbalanced force
The boxes stays until newtons first law
newtons first law by Sorniix December 8, 2016

newtons cradle 

When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.
-What did you do to that girl?

--I did the Newtons cradle on those bitches tits.
newtons cradle by china. April 20, 2008

Newtons balls 

When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.

Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"

EWW man your fucken Newton baller?

Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
Newtons balls by Wallet105 October 20, 2019

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
Newtons Law by Newton Hater February 13, 2023