Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty
Man moves on past the shop
Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?
Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.
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