NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

Newpeys 

Newport Cigarette

yo dogg lemme getta pack of Newpey's

Newpeys by Killa J September 7, 2003

neepers 

A word to replace a verb, noun or adjective.

HOLY NEEPERS!
Aww, my neeper hurts.
You're such a fucking neeping neeper.

neepers by Devon Cook November 21, 2006

newperhero 

a new superhero no one cares about

Have you seen the latest newperhero thrown at us, like all the newperheroes in “The Eternals.”

newperhero by MadamEve October 31, 2021

newperpower 

a new, usually useless derivative of an already established superpower, assigned to a newperhero (a new, usually useless superhero no one cares about)

Did you see how useless the newperhero’s newperpower is?

newperpower by MadamEve October 31, 2021

NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - phony fingernails which soon cover only half the natural nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or perfect essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh anuthuh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

Pre-NewJersick

You have been walking in New Jersey for a while and you are starting to get Pre-NewJersick because that’s all you do at this point because of the boredom.

“All This Walking Has Me Pre-Newjersick I’m Buotta Vomit”

Pre-NewJersick by MackATony January 28, 2026