2. The music they play while meditating on why Native Americans and Asians don't all love them even though they have the respect to drain their traditions.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
Person2: Yeah man, she is totally New Age.
2. Also known as the New Age movement-spiritual movement which started in the 70's.
3. Something of this kind.
Tarot, Astrology, Numerology, and Divination are examples of the New Age Movement.
Also a style of music closely related to ambient music except with more tribal sound and often with effiminate, wishy-washy vocals (see Enya).
New Ager - "I'm meditating."
Person - "Ugh. You're so new age! Lame." *goes and watches Jackass for 1000th time*
New Ager - *flips bird*