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A person who cannot drive worth shit because they only drive two weeks out of the year when they vacation on the Cape. They usually can be spotted driving slower than your grandmother and being passed by little kids on bicycles.
What the fuck, how'd I get behind this fuckin New Yorker??
by jimbolaya August 14, 2010
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Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.
New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!
by Dan November 20, 2003
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Eastern Pennsylvanian slang for complete and utter asshole. Invaders of the beautiful lehigh, bucks, berks counties. Thinks the Yankees are gods baseball team and they are not afraid to get into your face about it. Obnoxious and loud fucktards. Dirty and ignorant
Steve: "where the hell did all these assholes in our school come from?"
Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"
Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"
by EmTy May 13, 2009
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a stuck up son of a bitch that think their city rules the damn world. Yall dumbasses dont even drive yer own damn trucks you take the subway or a taxi. That shit is unheard of in the south. yall call us MS folks rednecks well dont be surprised if you get killed by a man in a pickup truck with a shotgun and a hound dawg.
yall got the dumbest accent in the fuckin world damn new yorker
by Fuck yall yankees December 21, 2006
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Somebody who is generally better than everybody else. We Cannot actually say the name of our state in the way its meant to be said. We generally dont like to socialize because we are to busy on our iphones with our headphones in. We like to ride cabs and subways and if your not from new york, your generally a douchebag. Not Kidding I'm actually a new yorker and i live in nyc and in Jersey. But seriously if you piss me off i will kick your ass.
New Jersey Devils Fan AKA DOUCHE: YO MY TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LESS STANLEY CUPS THAT YOU AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs
by DevilsSUCKrangersFTW May 21, 2011
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a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.
That nigga pablo got a new yorker across his face
by Arsenio October 27, 2005
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In the NYSDOC (Department of Corrections) a supposedly untapped, unadulterated full bag of dope (heroin) off the streets of New York City, usually costing $50-$100.
Yo I heard someone in the annex got new yorkers for a full commissary buy.
by W A K O May 13, 2009
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