the greatest sports franchise known to man, the one and only, the cream of the crop, every boston fan's worst nightmare. witnessing a game in the bronx is better than sex. one might get chills down their spine when the phrase" YANKEE--BASEBALL" is uttered by 52,000 strong during a game in the mecca of sports-yankee stadium.
"what does a hot dog and beer taste like in fenway park during a game in october?"--nobody knows...
The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.
Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"
Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."