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The best overall baseball team ever. If you had all that money you'd buy anything you want too so stfu mkay?
Most red sox fans are hyporites
by IDFC July 12, 2005
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the greatest sports franchise known to man, the one and only, the cream of the crop, every boston fan's worst nightmare. witnessing a game in the bronx is better than sex. one might get chills down their spine when the phrase" YANKEE--BASEBALL" is uttered by 52,000 strong during a game in the mecca of sports-yankee stadium.
"what does a hot dog and beer taste like in fenway park during a game in october?"--nobody knows...
by bostonsuckscock February 25, 2004
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The best team in baseball for many years, however now is struggling because of a depleated minor league farm system. The New York Yankees continously own the Boston Red Sox, and if you don't believe it take for example the 5-game sweep. They are better than the Mets, as they had the same record as them last year and the Mets are in the National League so you can basically obviously distinguish who is better. Also, the Yankees earned all the money they have. They didn't go digging for gold and strike it.
Phil Hughes, Matt DeSalvo and Chris Basak from (AAA) must be ready to get the New York Yankees some major help, fast.
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the fucking gayest most faggotist fucking AHHHH franchise in all of sports
The new york yankees can kiss my minnesotan ass!
by hickerdicker April 03, 2005
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Guy: Haha! The Yankees got owned by the Royals!!
by Yankee Hater July 04, 2005
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The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.
The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.
by Mike April 12, 2004
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The team that everyone hates because their team SUCKS. If you say the Yankees Suck, then take a look and see how many world series' your team has one. Oh, well guess what, the Yankees have 26! The Yankees are so damn good u hatas are jelous and u say u hate them! Sure they have alot of money, but they are like any other baseball team. In the past they have been great, but currently (2006-07), their pitching sucks and their hitting rocks.
Bob: I hate the new york yankees. They SUCK!
Jim: I guess that would explain why they have won 26 world championships and have finished in first place in front of the red sox 10 years straight.
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