New Driver Syndrome 

New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.

Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car

Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?

Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well

Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere

New Driver Syndrome by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019

New Driver Generosity 

The sort of generosity that occurs when a person has just gotten his/her driver's license. This usually results in the driver wanting to pick up his/her friends all the time.

"So, how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"

New Driver Generosity by RSN37 November 4, 2012

New York School Bus Driver Drunk 

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.

Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

New York School Bus Driver Drunk by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010

New Jersey Drive By 

When one commits the act of leaning out the passenger side door, with the door open, but still in the seat to urinate. The drive then begins to drive either in a straight line, or around like a drunken bastard to make funny designs, as the passengers urinates.

"Yo Stephen, go drive through the Quiznos lot and check out the New Jersey Drive By that James left.

New Jersey Drive By by Grundle Bomber March 22, 2009

New Jersey Driveby 

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

New Jersey Driveby by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018