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new
New is a synthetic material and it was originally developed as a rubber replacement. But it is nowadays used everywhere from igloos to spandex pants and it has mostly replaced old. The first new factories were located in Jersey. Later there were so much new production there that people called it humorously New Jersey. Nowadays there is a movement lead by Ashton Kutcher against using new because large corporations are accused of using child labour in the production of new. If you have a lot of otherwise useless old you can polish it with new.

New is manufactured and sold all over the world, but it can sometimes be rather expensive. In that case old can be a good substitute of new. If you are really handy you can make new yourself.
“Why can't it be old?”

~ Oscar Wilde on new
by kodiac1 July 04, 2006
 
1.
new
someone who is clueless
'what are you, new?!'
by HM December 17, 2003
 
2.
new
Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?

You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
by MsDanielle April 26, 2006
 
3.
new
That which is not old.
by Eric November 04, 2003
 
4.
new
Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
by Rob October 23, 2004
 
5.
Synonymous with Hell
I just spent fourteen hours straight at N.E.W. Kill me, please.
by The Alyx of Troy September 22, 2007
 
6.
new
short for tooheys new an australian beer brewed and bottled in NEW south wales
schooner of new thanks love
by coxy1987 February 04, 2010
 
7.
new
A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.
Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.
by Cliff March 31, 2004