| 1. | New Years Resolution | ||
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The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks. Bob's New Years Resolution was to lose 30 pounds. But bob says a lot of things.
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| 2. | New Years Fallout | ||
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That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success. Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight. 1-2 Weeks later.* Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family. Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout! *Shakes fist at sky* |
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| 3. | resolution rush | ||
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January 8, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's
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| 4. | resolution pollution | ||
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n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year. I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
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| 5. | Resolutionaries | ||
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Noun: individuals who decide to follow through with their New Year's resolution in full force....until they become lethargic, apathetic, or just plain distraught. Often purchasing brand new attire/equipment from the latest store to fit the part. May even preach to others about their new-found zest for life in the two weeks that they are, in fact, taking part in making their resolution, a success. "Man, the track is full of resolutionaries this morning...I'll give them two weeks".
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| 6. | Gymuary | ||
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The month at the begining of the year (usually lasting no more then two weeks) that sees a rush to get in shape by people making resolutions they can't keep. Workout guy 1: "Who are all these new people?"
Workout guy 2: "It's Gymuary, they'll be gone in a few weeks" |
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| 7. | New Year Blimp | ||
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A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January. My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
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