|1.||new phone syndrome|
The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.
John: hey is that a new phone!
Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)
Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)
** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **