"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)
ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun
"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"
"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.
New Labour's policies essentially state that everyone in Britain is a danger to themselves and others and must be monitored, controlled and - crucially - taxed to the point of abject poverty.
Income Tax (22%)- tax on your declared earnings
VAT - (17.5%) tax on "luxury" purchases - like electricity and clothes
Council Tax - tax on living in a house
Road Tax - tax on driving a car
Fuel Tax - tax on buying fuel for car
Chancellor Golden Brown is working on new "stealth" taxes because the revenue raised from these sources simply won't balance the books.
New Labour's social policy is that everyone either works for a large multinational corporation or is unemployed. This is designed to help businesses such as Tesco by ensuring that competitin is eliminated. The long-term goal is for all companies in Britain to be owned by the same corporation.
New Labour employs the very latest advertising techniques and spent £60,000,000 promoting itself. That's more than most legitimate companies.
Tony Blair himself is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing fool who believes not in representation but rather in management; that is to say he does not feel that he is there to represent the people of the UK but rather to allow them to be exploited by his expensively-suited business friends.
He believes that dissent must be crushed rather than listened to and to this end he sacks anyone who does not agr...