1. Getting some head, but if you're in a car we can call it road head, or if you dare, roadface.
2. When you make a sumptuous amount of money, you're "getting face" due to the faces on the bills. Most preferably $100's with Benjamin Franklin.
Matt-"Yo Bill you wanna come burn down this blunt with me?"
Bill-"Nah sorry man I'm getting face from my girl right now, but if you bring that blunt over here she'll probably do you too."
Matt-"Gnarly bro. See you in five."
2. "Rick Ross is definitely getting face for his new album Deeper Than Rap. That's my shit!"
|51.||The New Hampshire Motto|
This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.
Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.
Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!
He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.
Eastern Pennsylvanian slang for complete and utter asshole. Invaders of the beautiful lehigh, bucks, berks counties. Thinks the Yankees are gods baseball team and they are not afraid to get into your face about it. Obnoxious and loud fucktards. Dirty and ignorant
Steve: "where the hell did all these assholes in our school come from?"
Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"
Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"
|53.||new england patriot|
term used to describe a girl that has a nice body but and ugly face (nice uniform but bad helmet) aka as butterface
Jamie Lee Curtis is a new england patriot
Town in Rockland County. AKA "Jew City". Middle schoolers hang out at Town, high schoolers you will never see, and nobody cares about the elementary kids. Northern New City consists of the Jappy Jewish kids, In the middle are the middle class (except for new city gardens and the condos, where all the Mexicans live), and southern new city where people that go to south live. Everyone in New City wears Abercrombie or normal attire, and anyone that is different will get made fun of. The Japs everyone HATES, they just don't know it. They live in huge houses, have a million other jap friends, spend summers in expensive camps, and wear rolling stones shirts. FAIL. Average Jap: Sow Lows, Messy Bun, and Northface jacket or batmitzfah sweatshirt. Their names are usually Nicole, Amanda, Jennifer, Jessica, Allison, Marissa, Samantha, Ect. Boy Japs are losers. They have such rich families but do crack and are complete slackers. They think they are so "ghetto". Japs in New City are hated immensely. Some cool kids live in New City, But only %5 of the population. This all sounds so stereotypical, but that's what New City is based upon. Stereotyping. The end.
*girl walks in with tye dye pants and north face*
Goth Kid: Damn new city Jap.
Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
|56.||New York Lunch|
Someone in a business suit storms in your front door, throws you to the floor. Squats over your face, shits in your mouth and leaves hastily.
Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.
(Jim): I will be there in the minutes, I just gotta give my girlfriend a New York Lunch!