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Team that was so full of themselves in the 2007 - 2008 season they actually made 19 - 0 gear before the Super Bowl against the greatest fucking team the New York Giants. A team that has asterisks after their 3 Super Bowl wins in the 2000's. Their coach is Bill Belichick, a guy who can show his team credit and say they are the best, but doesnt wanna give anyone else credit when their team gets their ass handed to them in the Super Bowl. Their Quarterback is Tom Brady, a guy who crys like a little bitch when his team loses and choked 5 times getting sacked and going 18 - 1 losing the "biggest game of his career". Their main Wide Receiever is Randy Moss who is another bitch just like his quarterback. Both Moss and Brady dropped out of the Pro Bowl to go cry in their beds about choking on perfection. Mercury Morris cant stand these guys and loves the fact his '72 dolphins are the only perfect team in "perfectville". Basically, a team full of shit who cant win the big one when it counts.
Retarded New England Patriots Fan : 19 - 0 bitch, yeah Giants aint gonna do shit they suck.

Giants Fan : We'll see you loser.

(After the Super Bowl)

Giants Fan : What was that? 19 - 0?

Pats Fan : Shut up, we still won 18 games!

Giants Fan : Ok, wheres the Lombardi Trophy at and where are your rings? Exactly, shut up and bow down to your daddy bitch.
by Tom Coughlin February 05, 2008
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The most overrated team in NFL history. They are led by the most overrated player, Tom Brady. The only reason they won the Superbowls was because of their kicker and everybody else on their team sucks ass... They have a player named Gay.
The New England Patriots are 1 - 6 against the Dallas Cowboys and if they ever play sometime soon it will be 1 - 7
by Rydawg April 23, 2006
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Synonymous with "Crap", "Poo", and "Garbage."
They have a highly overrated Quarterback, who thinks he is a badass, when he is really a pussy. They also smell bad because they do not use deodorant. Their fanbase is now mostly comprised of bandwagon fans because they might have won a few superbowls over the past few years.
The New England Patriots will go about as far as a lead balloon this year.
by PATRIOTS BLOW May 01, 2006
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1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.
Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!
by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005
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The worst team in the world ever to play football.
The New England Patriots suck !!!!
by johny micfreedmanshon November 12, 2006
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the biggest douches in the nfl led by a faggot qb from a fucked up school, and the only reason they won again is cuz they had to rely on mcnabb bein so sick he shoulda been in the hospital with an iv in him
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by EAGLES FAN February 25, 2005
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