| 1. | New Day Co-op | ||
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A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention. The New Day Co-op gets the pure stuff from the Greek.
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| 2. | Prop Joe | ||
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"Prop joe" --
v. 1. To murder a fat man. 2. To eliminate an obstacle standing in one's way, typically through some form of intentional homicide. Comments: ... generally performed in a political or organized crime context by an ambitious Young Turk determined to eliminate any impediments to success in his relentless quest for the Crown. 1. That man was so fat I just had to prop joe him.
2. Tiger Woods just prop joe'd your dad so he could get to your mom. 3. Augustus was finally crowned emperor only after he prop joe'd Mark Antony and Cleopatra. |
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| 3. | March 14th | ||
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Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.
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Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us. Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true. And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple. First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for. I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me. Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you o... |
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| 4. | leopluradon | ||
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This amazing fantastical magical creature who will guide you the way to Candy Mountain (Co-Op City, New York).
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Makes awesome magical creatures and things and items apear. A LEOPLURADON also aprears at your house randomly, eats all of your food, lives off your family, mistakes your house for their own then leaves in a dented and paintless minivan. What to expect upon meeting a LEOPLURADON: A LEOPLURADON NEVER has money... drives in neutral any chance they get... eats a lot... still is skinny... mistakes chocolate covered pistachioes for olives... staddles people when drunk... squeeks/ shudders... answers to "Housewife"... dates terriorists... goes to London for 1 day... facebook stalks... wears flip-flops in january... has pretty blue eyes... watches series shows with your parents while you are not home and/or sleeping... LOVES/LIVES/NEEDS to be scratched... answers to "Bunny" then replies with an adorable "aw"... loses wallet/keys/cell phone often... creates cobwebs constently... goes to prom with their parents lovers teenage children... enjoys 25 year old terriorests... fakes orgasims as well as an actress... keeps a toothbrush in your bathroom... still writes to people even when ignored for months... has annual heart surgrey... is less important thAn the household dog(mufasa <3!)EVERYONE IS!)... is tallest in the Nathan <3333 family... calls your sibilings at 3 A.M.... speaks spanish... a WHIC = White Spanish Person... Jewish... gets ... |
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