Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
New Canaan ever heard of the Real World! Thats right you will be rejected from the real world!! Too Bad!!
New Canaan is a small town about 45 min. outside NYC that is located in Fairfield County. An even ritzier lifestyle then that of the OC, people in NC are classy and of course preppy. Most likely if you live here, your family owns more then one house, has a variety of luxury vehicles to choose from and one or more of your parents commutes to NYC by train or limo. Parents make loads of money, participate in cocktail parties, play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer practice and such. Teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol, so it's no surprise it has the highest rate of underage drinking in the country. However, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer, lacrosse and hockey and eventually go off to the Ivy Leagues. While you reside in New Canaan, there are a couple things to remember. It is Beirut, NOT "beer pong". Do not be surprised to see parents participating in drinking events right next to their kids. If the town seems deserted in the summer, you can take a short plane ride to Nantucket and discover most of New Canaan there. D-Baggers can at times be fun to party with, but at ANY sports event must always be considered the enemy. Pop your collar. And finally, don't be alarmed if kids between the ages of 12 and...well, up, closely fit the description of an alcoholic.
If you don't have at least 6 friends that drive jeeps, then get the hell out.
You know you live in New Canaan when...more...
You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts
Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC
Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine
You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot
The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo
Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you
Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes
A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover
You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December
Sports are not a game its life
When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one
Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers
When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie
When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand
Half the people aren’t who they really are
Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake
Perfection isn’t expected its reality
A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol
The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students
When almost half of the population hates living here
But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people
none of it's true
A small suburb of New York city located approximately 1 hour (by car or train) NW of manhattan. New Canaan is often characterized as the home of alcoholic children and popped-collar snobs, but is in fact a great community. If you're looking to raise a family, you'll be hard pressed to find a safer, more wholesome environment for your children. The public schools (although ranked very highly) do suffer from some of the moral decay written about by previous visitors to this site. However, for younger children, there are great pre-K programs such as Toddler Time and Beginners at New Canaan Country School. The town center is friendly and alive, with a good selection of restaurants and shops. Supermarkets are close, with an even greater variety of outlets available within 20 minutes driving distance. Home styles vary from very modest residences near town to sprawling estates with sweeping lawns, pools, and tennis courts. New Canaan does lack ethnic and religious diversity, as it has long been considered less than welcoming to non-WASPs. However, all the cultural diversity New York City has to offer is only an hour away.
If you're looking for a safe place to raise your kids, New Canaan, CT, is a great choice.
New Canaan is a good place to live. The people are really nice, although they can be a little snotty.True, it's hard when you walk down the street(if you actually do, instead of in an air conditioned Mercedes) to not see a Range Rover or a suburban. However, it's unfair to stereotype NC people. They are actually really nice, and before you judge you should meet the people. Also,despite the perfectly manicured lawns and huge mansions on Brushy Ridge,look on the inside and be surprised with what you find. Many women get their nails done(I was at Floris and saw a 6 year old there!!!!)as well as their daughters. To the people in Norwalk: Don't base NC people on how they act with the LINKS program-it sucks. Just because they have more expensive clothes than you or a bigger house than yours does not mean that you should be mean and say that all NC people are like that.You are just jealous. It's okay: everyone can be. You can probably tell that I live in New Canaan. just because you live in a smaller house than everyone else doesn't mean we are worse than anyone else.
Maybe New Canaan has its cons: but it has pros too, just like every other town.
a beautiful place where everyone wants to live but most likely cant afford it.
i wish i lived in new canaan
A cool place to live. Very fancy and expensive.
New Caanaan is Great.
In response to definition 27, i think you need to go lick your own asshole. my parents, and my friends parents busted their balls so they could give me and my friends the opportunity to live here. i sure as hell dont take that for granted, and i bust my balls at nchs too. so what if i get fucking crunked on the weekend, at least i dont sit at home and wack off like you. so stop writing long ass definitions and go blame you parents for being poor. either that or start working hard yourself so you can give your kid the opportunity our parents gave us.
hi i wrote number 27, im really jealous because my dad drives a garbage truck and dint graduate from high school.