| 57. | shahrzad | ||
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A beautiful Persian princess more...
"Shahrzad had perused the books, annals and legends of preceding Kings, and the stories, examples and instances of by gone men and things; indeed it was said that she had collected a thousand books of histories relating to antique races and departed rulers. She had perused the works of the poets and knew them by heart; she had studied philosophy and the sciences, arts and accomplishments; and she was pleasant and polite, wise and witty, well read and well bred." Against her father's protestations, Scheherazade volunteered to spend one night with the King. Once in the King's chambers, Scheherazade asked if she might bid one last farewell to her beloved sister, Dunyazad, who had secretly been prepared to ask Scheherazade to tell a story during the long night. The King lay awake and listened with awe to Scheherazade's first story and asked for another, but Scheherazade said there was not time as dawn was breaking, and regretfully so, as the next story was even more exciting. And so the King kept Scheherazade alive as he eagerly anticipated each new story, until, one thousand and one adventurous nights, and three sons later, the King had not only been entertained but wisely educated in morality and kindness by Scheherazade who became his Queen. The nucleus of these stories is formed by an old Persian book called Hezar-afsana or the "Thousand Myths" (Persian: هزارافسانه). |
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| 58. | Simone | ||
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A new breed of dog. Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese. Has a mustache like a shnauzer. Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese. Male version is called Simon. Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park. |
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| 59. | Blue Submarine No. 6 | ||
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Blue Submarine No.6 is a pretty badass anime about the once famous and well respected scientist Zorndyke who has bred a new genre of living being, one that thrives on the oceans and lives to destroy humans. Zorndyke believes it is time that the humans were relieved of their rule of the earth. It is up to Blue Submarine No. 6 and the rest of the Blue fleet to put an end to Zorndyke's madness and creations. Blue Submarine No. 6 used to come on Toonami on Cartoon Network back in the day.
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| 60. | Roach | ||
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Roach pronounced (rōch)- A dirty looking female. Most often bred in strip clubs or bars on the south shore on Long Island, New York. You can often spot them by looking for the following characteristics: Dirty Pedicures Long nails with designs Flat footware (ie flip flops or sandals) Thin bleach blonde hair Tattoo on lower back Drinking alcoholic beverages out of the bottle Orange color skin complextion wow that girl last night was a real roach
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| 61. | Hipstersheep | ||
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This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately. Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."
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| 62. | Mocking-jay | ||
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From "The Huger Games" trilogy. "Funny birds and something of a slap in the face to the" oppressive government which had bred the all male Jabberjay as information gathering homing birds. The rebels used them to spread miss-information and the government abandoned the birds "to die off in the wild. Only they didn't die off. Instead, the jabberjays mated with female mockingbirds, creating a whole new species that could replicate both bird whistles and human melodies." A symbolic icon worn by Katniss Everdeen, first as a symbol of protection and a totem from her home district. The origins of the Mocking-jay pin differ in the book and the movie. Collins, Suzanne (2009-09-01). The Hunger Games (pp. 42-44). Scholastic Books. The mocking-jay pin is not just a pretty trinket to wear.
Katniss meets a girl that claims to have special mockingjay friends that will carry messages for her. |
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