A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.
The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.
The list goes on...
"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."
"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"