|1.||new age hippie|
Someone who knows nothing about the 60's or hippies in general, but likes to snap an elastic band around their head, wear tye-dye and act like they know what a hippie actually is. Oh, bytheway, Uggs are not hippie shoes, fuckheads.
Dude 1: Look at that hippie! She's hot!
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Wait... She's a new age hippie, gross.
Dude 1: I see the headband now. Right, gross.