A person who, for reasons physical, psychological or moral, never masturbates. This term parallels the nevernude term used on the Fox television series "Arrested Development" to refer to Tobias's gymnophobia affliction.
Jeffrey sure seems to be tense and hostile since his girlfriend dumped him.
No shit. He needs to just rub one out once in awhile.
He won't ever do that. He's a neverbator.
Really? Is that what it sounds like?