nevernude 

Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.

"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"

nevernude by darcysloveslave October 24, 2004

nevernaut 

1. Nevernaut games, an online website for in-browser games
2. A person who is never going to be an astronaut.

When I was 3, I wanted to be an astronaut. When I turned 7, I realized I was doomed to be a nevernaut, so I started playing nevernaut games in my ancient (then modern) Internet Explorer 6 browser.

nevernaut by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

nevranuff

Greedy

Nevranuff drugs, sleaze, sex,manipulation, hatred, control, alcohol, addictions, cheating, mental and physical abuse

nevranuff by 1time2many October 1, 2016

neveraury 

Not ever going to happen this month or the next

I will get a hold of you neveraury

neveraury by baby momomo March 26, 2016

nevernude 

Some one who refuses to be completly in the nude even when bathing or when having sex.

Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers

nevernude by posiden56 February 22, 2011

nevernut 

Someone that has never nut

Wyatt: Ive never nut

Me: Cool, nevernut

nevernut by yawshee September 25, 2018

cranial nevernude 

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

cranial nevernude by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010