| 1. | chatham hall | ||
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This is possibly the worst boarding school in America. It describes itself as a nuturing place for growing girls, yet will truly mentally ruin a student. From a rector (headmaster) who wants nothing but money to a sick, cruel, mean dean of students who wants you ruined, I truly do not reccomend this school. The faculty is unprofessional and the girls who attend are the typical cookie cutter bastards. This school has ruined and hurt so many. If you are a parent looking or even a girl please do not attend this school. It will lead to the demise of you as a person. It will take a person years to recover from such a terrible experience. If you want to go to a boarding school chooose wisely, and please do not give this school any more money. You be harrassed by the dean, your money will be stolen by the rector who is never there and could careless, and the classes are worthless. There are barely any good teachers.
The dean of students is the most physcologically upsetting person i have ever met in my life. She ruined me forever. just never send your child to chatham hall
my memories are filled with hatred and sadness |
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| 2. | four block | ||
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four block is a word to describe someone who always lets you down or is never there when you need them.
this word originated from the game tetris, the streight "four block" that never seems to come when you need it. You didn't pick me up from school, your such a four block
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| 3. | No Shit, there I was | ||
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This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to. 500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.
Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were. |
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| 4. | juss throwing that out there | ||
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when at one point in a conversation you randomly notice that you have something in common with something around you there by forcing you to scream out whatever it is, this creates a blank staring and silence for a while there by you saying "juss throwing that out there" the comment is thereby forgotton and never to be returned because of its randomness "yea but my dog died yesterday"
"aw how old was he" "3 years" "WOW DUDE! MY DOGS THREE YEARSOLD TOO!" "what was that for" "im juss throwing that out there" |
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| 5. | u.s. never-cell-out field | ||
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A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.
Famed for being the world's largest ghetto a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game. U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!
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| 6. | largely there | ||
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the term used to denote something that will never be completed. think, sagrada familia, sydney opera house, war on terror pm> simon when will that piece of work you said would take 2 days to complete 6 MONTHS ago???
simon> its largely there |
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| 7. | Take You There | ||
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A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again. Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!" Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work." Laquita: "okay..." Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again." Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..." |
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