|1.||Let's Just Have Sex.|
this phrase is something to say during one of those times you want to say something random. or you can just say something really long and then say this to make it funny. this phrase makes conversations really funny? or you enter panda's ventrilo and it says "let's just have sex" in the lobby, thats when we all have sex.
EX1)Kelvin: yo dude lets play gunz
Kevlin: k, Lets just have sex.
EX2)Panda: so dude ill like completely own you and like be super G like a flea and have a big dick with my dick in your mouth so GG man.
Panda: Let's just have sex.
EX3)Hinson: LOL WHY DOES IT SAY LETS JUST HAVE SEX IN YOUR VENT?
*cuz your gay hinson, and you never said this but i wanted to make fun of you*
|2.||Parents don't have sex|
The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
|3.||Let's just be friends|
Let's never have sex
I like you, but let's just be friends.
|4.||Definition of Sex|
This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.
"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."
If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc
Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.
Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"
Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"
Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me
Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
what you will never have, SEX!
just stick ur hand down your pants
"its the closest you'll ever get to sex"
The most common word looked up in Urban Dictionary. Sex is also the act of 2 people pleasuring each other, where u must always use protection against diseases and babies, Lots of people have sex so use protection, you never know when your girl will stray off while you are at work and fuck a man with aids. Most kids in runescape like to have digital sex with thier avatar characters.
OMG my runescape character is so fucking hot. I want to have sex with her.
Never Have I Ever
NHIE - Never have I ever had sex with a goat in Colonial Williamsburg. False.