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A pair of prosthetic testicles for male dogs who have just been neutered; meant to prevent trauma/ anxiety of said male dog learning he no longer has any balls.
Tucker's neuticals are very well-proportioned to his body.
by Trish the Dish August 27, 2003

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A pair of bollocks, or testicles, that are in fact fake. Kinda like what Barbie's lover, Ken, has.
Did you hear? Lee Blackburn, aged 17, of Fleetwood in England was involved in a horrible accident. He got his balls trapped in his boyfriend's ringpiece and had to have them amputated, he's now got NEUTICALS!!! AAAHHAah hah hahaha!!!

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