Neuqua Valley is one of the premier High Schools in the nation... but it's too young for anyone to notice. Hated by almost any other school in the Chicagoland area for it's prominence in athletics, academics, and especially affluence. Students are from the southwestern area of Naperville (one of the richest suburbs of Chicago).
Often described as the closest thing to the Real O.C. outside of California. It is not uncommon to know when it is someones 16th birthday because everyone will notice the new car in the parking lot. And the students all have nicer cars than the faculty.Girls are blonde and slim, and you would never guess this is the midwest, because they are always tan and wearing skirts with flip flops. They always can be found with a designer handbag, that cost no less than $400 dollars. Guys are muscular and tall, usually participating in one or more sports. Drinking and drugs were always around on the weekends, however they never stayed too long because of Naperville cops.
Over 95% of the residents are Republican, and that makes sense because the average income of the students parents is well over $150,000 a year. The school cost over 63 million dollars to build. And the year after opening required a new gym to accomadate more students. Often under attack by media figures such as Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey because of it's abundance of technology and luxury, and the lack thereof in inner city schools.
When parents are transferred to the Chicago area to work, they often move into Naperville, and move their solely becuase of Neuqua Valley. People have been known to move from Texas, California, and Florida just to go to this school.
Girls go here and are trained to become what their mothers are. They will go to college to get their MRS. degree, and enjoy a maid and cook when they raise their own family.
Boys go here to learn how to play with daddy's money and make connections. They learn to enjoy golf and cigars, and the art of Country Club politics and card games.
If you didn't go there, you hate it.
If you went there, you'd say you hated it. But knew you couldn't live without it.
Often described as the closest thing to the Real O.C. outside of California. It is not uncommon to know when it is someones 16th birthday because everyone will notice the new car in the parking lot. And the students all have nicer cars than the faculty.Girls are blonde and slim, and you would never guess this is the midwest, because they are always tan and wearing skirts with flip flops. They always can be found with a designer handbag, that cost no less than $400 dollars. Guys are muscular and tall, usually participating in one or more sports. Drinking and drugs were always around on the weekends, however they never stayed too long because of Naperville cops.
Over 95% of the residents are Republican, and that makes sense because the average income of the students parents is well over $150,000 a year. The school cost over 63 million dollars to build. And the year after opening required a new gym to accomadate more students. Often under attack by media figures such as Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey because of it's abundance of technology and luxury, and the lack thereof in inner city schools.
When parents are transferred to the Chicago area to work, they often move into Naperville, and move their solely becuase of Neuqua Valley. People have been known to move from Texas, California, and Florida just to go to this school.
Girls go here and are trained to become what their mothers are. They will go to college to get their MRS. degree, and enjoy a maid and cook when they raise their own family.
Boys go here to learn how to play with daddy's money and make connections. They learn to enjoy golf and cigars, and the art of Country Club politics and card games.
If you didn't go there, you hate it.
If you went there, you'd say you hated it. But knew you couldn't live without it.
"So what High School did you go to?"
"I went to Neuqua Valley"
"Ohhhh... so you're like really rich then, right? Is your dad a doctor or lawyer."
"You went to Neuqua? I don't think I can hang out with you... We're not the same type of people."
"I went to Neuqua Valley"
"Ohhhh... so you're like really rich then, right? Is your dad a doctor or lawyer."
"You went to Neuqua? I don't think I can hang out with you... We're not the same type of people."
by napetown January 24, 2006
One of the premier schools in the nation. Located in naperville. Boys learn how to take their daddys money and girls learn to become the perfect trophy wives. For the guys a sweet ride and hot girlfriend is a must. And chicks, bleach blonde hair and looking orange year around is REQUIRED. Every other school hates kids that go here. basically.
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Hey where do you go to school?"
New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."
New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."
New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
by MyShitIsWack March 3, 2009
Neuqua valley is the type of school that you either love or hate, but everyone hates it except half the kids that go there. It's not a bad school, it is known for athletics and sometimes academics. It's not a bad school, it's even a good school compared to other public schools around Chicagoland, but it's not great. The academics are average, and more students that go there every year don't give two shits about learning. The kids love to act as if their rich, but they just have one or two designer things they cycle through for their bragging. There are pretty good athletes though, I won't lie.
All of the schools in the area used to be jealous of the kids and the school overall, but now most people view it more often as a drug school.
All of the schools in the area used to be jealous of the kids and the school overall, but now most people view it more often as a drug school.
Person A: What school do you go to?
Person B: Neuqua Valley
Person A: Your school is hilarious, what happened
Person B: Neuqua Valley
Person A: Your school is hilarious, what happened
by lulu whvre May 24, 2022
A semi-affluent high school in Chicago's West Suburbs. It is located in Naperville, a semi-wealthy suburb on the rise. Naperville is mostly composed of educated people who couldn't afford to live on Chicago's North Shore. Most of the students that attend this school are middle-class to upper-middle class suburbinites. They compete in the Upstate Eight Conference, a semi-competitive conference in Dupage County. The average students parents at this school make roughly $80,000 a year, which is definitely above average. The demographics of this school are 77% White, 11% Asian, 6% Black, 4% Hispanic, and 2% other. Overall this is an above average school, but is not considered to be in the Top Ten Elite High Schools of Chicagoland, although they like to think they are.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Neuqua Valley, you?
Person 1: New Trier.
Person 2: Hah I'm richer than you!
Person 1: Get over yourself, Neuqua Valley isn't that rich.
Person 2: Neuqua Valley, you?
Person 1: New Trier.
Person 2: Hah I'm richer than you!
Person 1: Get over yourself, Neuqua Valley isn't that rich.
by naperthrills June 27, 2006