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1. neucterbation
Masturbation with a neuce around your neck, can be fatal.
Dante was caught pleasuring himself by neucterbation last night.
2. Jorts
Slang for jean shorts.

A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with
even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events.
"Many dawg fans wear "jorts"
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