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Social Netwanker 

One who relentlessly trawls through myspace and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Once found the netwanker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.
"I opened my inbox on Monday morning and it was full of social netwankers"
Social Netwanker by Rudonja July 30, 2007
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Netbanger 

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.
This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.
Netbanger by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018

Savage networker 

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
Savage networker by The Roost August 7, 2016

social netwanking 

1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own ego for self-gratification, through the use of online social networking media

2. self-gratification by (i) maintaining a presence within online social networks and (ii) believing that having online "friends" or "followers" means you are actually popular
Social netwanking was his favorite pastime, so Jim didn't believe that playing with yourself on facebook can make you go blind until it was too late...

netbanger 

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of iconoclasm, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000 by the owner of the domain of the same name.
Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.
netbanger by POCUK May 24, 2008

Netbanger 

Someone who acts like a gangster, they usually threaten other people, behave like gangsters but more stupid, and they talk like gangsters when really most of the time they are just white boys who want to look cool for fame or something.
The 12 year old whiteboy in my 3rd period is a netbanger.
Netbanger by Urbionary November 12, 2021

netbanger 

The word 'netbanger' is formed from two nouns: 'net' + 'banger'. The 'net' part is simply a shortened version of the word Internet. 'Banger' is a noun that literally means someone or something that makes a bang. Its precise and intended meaning is actually derived from the Icelandic word, banga, meaning 'to hammer'. In combination, the two nouns produce the new noun, 'netbanger', which denotes irreverence, a degree of nonconformity, and free thinking. The name netbanger does not have negative connotations.

The term 'netbanger' was first coined in 2000.

Mannie was somewhat of a netbanger; his personal views were unashamedly undisguised, which often proved controversial.
netbanger by POCUK May 25, 2008