nitpicking 

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.

My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.

nitpicking by allay808 October 30, 2013

nutpicking 

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.

When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.

nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006

nitpick 

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

nitpick by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

netdicks and chill 

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.

The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!

netdicks and chill by zacherzach March 26, 2016

Netpic

Going online copying photos claiming they are original, and yours then posting them on social sites to get people to give you likes or comments.

Went on instagram to admire the photo a follower and thought it was original, then I found it on google photos so I commented it was a big NETPIC

Netpic by joshwua915 March 15, 2017

nitpick 

When someone (who may have been recently pwned) Will dig up any random shit to try to get back at you or to make you look wrong.

John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january

Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"

John - It was a typo u asshole...

Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*

nitpick by Pacman12 August 18, 2007

newpicky 

A lesbian on tiktok that knows all and sees all and plays roblox

Person 1: Hey do you follow @newpicky on tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah, they know all and see all, it's amazing!
Person 3: Yeah, I'm mutuals with her!
Person 4: Duh, they're my favorite mutual

newpicky by powerlessrebellion July 2, 2021