the netherlands are great because nothing ever happens here.

be as it may, you hate use dont you.... because weed is legal here and we can have sex with hookers... and gays can get married here. most of you republicans are closet gays arent you. the netherlands is a great country, the last bastion of free thought and civilizations. unlike america and..or china who all gave in to either capitalism or communism...

we are socialist, you see balance that what we dutch are good at. capitalism..socialism..communism.

most of the dutch people here are GAY, and LIBERAL. and we are all COMMIES and we hate CHRISTIANS. that why i love my country. and we worship the dark lord.

think about it christians.. 60 procent is devoutly atheist, weed is legal and so is prostitution. there are sex shops everywhere. and you can watch PORN on public tv after 8 o´clock. satanism is very populair here too.

A great little country nestled between Belgium and Germany. People speak Dutch there and go everywhere on a bicycle. They're famous for their tulips and windmills, but they have great cities too. Go there and check out the awesome art, fachion , and architecture.

European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."

Mills, Wooden Shoes, Cheese, Marihuana, Hookers and Tullips. Have to say more?

The only country in the whole wide world where you can buy Marijuana in a shop. It's the best country in the WORLD!!

awesome country best french fries and cheese

Small, flat and wet country somewhere in Northern Europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.

My country: above Belgium and next to Germany. The beautifull Northsea creating a coast with lots of beaches.
Very modern with very big city's but also small ones. Famous designers for shoes, clothes and bling-bling.
And NO we don't wear wooden shoes, that's like 300 years ago lol! The windmile is very rare here, because it's so boring! :P

The weather is either good or bad, it depends. Our language is cool and we use many weird expressions such as: Dat breekt mijn klomp
( That breaks my wooden shoe )as in: I'm suprised by this, Im shocked

Our gouverment is very soft, the jails are like hotels with playstations and it's legal to have 5 grams of weed/pod/dutch with you!!!