Nethara 

The most EPIK, amazing and KOOL, hooman in the whole wide world. Gorgeous, super talented, awesome personality, most likely has an insanely cool, and thoughtful boyfriend, a voice that quite literally heals you from it's serene, golden nature, bootiful curls, VERY pretty face, and comfy, soothing hands, and a smile that makes your heart go...WHOOOOOOOOO. BIGGEST B99 FAN OUT THERE, Amazing listener and gives REALLY good advice herself. AMAZING tastes in pretty much ANYTHING. Constantly doubts herself and her worth, when in fact, NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, in the whole wide world, is even half as amazing as her, for she is the BEST PERSON in the world, no, BEST THING, in the world<3

Person 1: Hey man, long time no see, I heard you attempted a Nethara, how'd it go??
Person 2: How'd it go, I failed, HORRIBLY..
Person 1: What..Why?? What went wrong??
Person 2: Well, you see dude, it's PRETTY hard to achieve perfection.

Nethara by Sans1th January 4, 2022

neihardt elementary 

all the sluts start to form at this ratchet ass school. the teachers there are terrible and don’t give a fuck about any of the kids. there middle school will be andersen or central middle school in omaha, nebraska. that’s where all the kids loose there virginity at 12 and show as much skin as possible. they all like to try to fight each other also. sooner or later they will end up at trashy millard south where there have been shootings and everyone is a druggie.

you don’t want to send your kid to neihardt elementary unless you want them to be a hooker lmao.

neihardt elementary by yourhoethotiana March 19, 2019

nethara 

Prettiest and kindest person alive. Someone who deeply cares how you feel and will ask you and always make sure you’re doing okay. Her eyes are always shining and super gentle but also super awkward she doesn’t like to be put in stressful social situations and is probably a band kid.

-derp

“Nethara is so sweet”

“Yeah I wish I was her..”

nethara by derpisonfire February 26, 2021

nethara 

Prettiest and kindest person alive. Someone who deeply cares how you feel and will ask you and always make sure you’re doing okay. Her eyes are always shining and super gentle but also super awkward she doesn’t like to be put in stressful social situations and is probably a band kid.

-derp

“Nethara is so sweet”

“Yeah I wish I was her..”

nethara by derpisonfire February 26, 2021

netard 

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

netard by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

Netardus 

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

Netardus by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

netherdrake 

Hero from the Warcraft 3 custom game DotA.

He kicks ass.

I was playing as the netherdrake and hit a dude with poison.

netherdrake by YouGotPwned August 21, 2007