Tall pale German that has very high metabolism has no body hair except the Afro between his arms. He wears gards because he is the dankest meme creator. Runs like a leprechaun and steals penny's like a little hungry abandoned Jewish boy.
by Raymoney$$$$$ March 26, 2016
When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.
by urhotpocketsareready May 6, 2020