noun ~ a net-nut is an online individual with no sense of reality. They imbellish their physical characteristics to attract unsuspecting individuals into online relationships. these online Romeos and Juliettes are habitual liars, predators, and/or adulterers. Driven by an insatiable ego, they usually swap false, doctored, or very dated photos of themselves with unsuspecting lonely net~viduals that are desperate enough to believe anything and everything a net-nut tells them. They never disclose their correct age or marital status. Net-nuts have a predisposed phobia of webcams, as they are unable to deliver even themselves as a reality. Usually addicted to online chat rooms and gaming, they are such social intoverts, just going outside gives them the shakes. They consider online friends in cyberspace to be worthy of all their fantasies, free time, and romance. Reality and truth are a net-nuts worst nightmare.

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Goo-Net (noun): A recent engineering Marvel developed in Cleveland, Ohio, the goo net serves to capture one's goo upon release and disposes of it discreetly. The goo net works like a traditional japanese fan and opens rapidly upon expulsion of goo. A pourous, quick dry material is used in construction of the goo net, similiar too that of Nike's dry fit clothing line. Once goo is captured, the goo net quickly closes and the net is released from the bottom. Traditional applications of the goo net include mounting in one's desk at work with a trash can underneath to catch the released goo nets. The desk goo net can be configured to be neatly concealed within the desk surface for rapid deployment. More recently, the car goo net and travel goo net have been released for added conveniance. Celebrity face inserts have also been added to the goo net lineup. These inserts attach directly to the goo net so the user can now goo their favorite celebrities on demand. The most popular inserts include Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Smith, and even Oprah Winfrey!

A disgruntled troll who specializes in taking nuts and bolts off of your drum kit. He is 3ft tall and is attracted by jolly ranchers. If you do not wear the right jolly rancher around your neck, while you are sleeping he will slap you in the face with a big nut. Here is a diagram of what effects different jolly ranchers have on the nut troll.
Green Apple: Angers the Nut Troll, expect to wake up with nut juice on ytour face
Grape: Makes the Nut Troll sexually stimulated due to the purple coloring
Watermelon: Unknown, experiments are being done, but consider this jolly rancher ESPECIALLY DANGEOUS, you may not emerge alive
Blue Rasberry: No one has been brave enough to try this
Beware of the nut troll, he comes in at 3 in the morning and fucks with your shit. The only known way to capture a Nut Troll is to wear a flannel shirt, night vision goggles, have a net gun, provolone cheese, and the most vital part is to wear a condom, otherwise he WILL get you with one of his enormous nuts.

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.